- are you gay?
- straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
- gay people: hella
- are you straight?
- straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
- gay people: nah
And tonight, I am awarded with the official breakup bag. First I’ve ever gotten.
Nothing brings a relationship to a resounding close like a ‘here’s your shit back’ bag.
Never see yourself as inadequate. Never tell yourself that you weren’t enough for me, and that what you had to offer lacked in value. It’s false, an utter lie.
I know what you had to offer, I saw the sparkle in your eye and it revealed a Universe. I knew, that given the opportunity you would give me all of you, every atom if possible, but all of you was something I couldn’t accept.
I was not good or deserving enough, I wanted other things, and your love was misplaced. Your time and energy needs to be reciprocated and I couldn’t do that. You’re never to give someone your world when they can’t even let you see their heart.